random chats at omegle.com

go to http://www.omegle.com you'll love it.

here are a few chats as they come.


Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i am cyber-tron
You: what areyou?
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: female?
You: yeah
You: hot
Stranger: horny?
You: have big boobs that feed finland
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u got msn?
You: yeah its in my ass
You: wait letme take it out
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Stranger: asl
You: hey
You: not that shit please
Stranger: haha
You: you a guy?
Stranger: nope
You: good
You: i am
You: you american?
Stranger: you arnt some sicko are you?
You: not really
You: im just your neighbours extraordinary dog who takes a pee on your rug secretly
Stranger: you, ugh
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: ok
Stranger: asl?
You: goto www.maabehenjokes.blogspot.com
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: okay
Stranger: my mother told me to never talk to strangers, so what am I doing on this site
You: pissing her off
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from
You: dude or vagina?
You: hahahahah
You: im from Uranus
Stranger: f or m
You: are you from my anus?
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funniest ever

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: http://www.youtube.com/user/qdragon1337
You: ok
You: yeah nigger
Stranger: im not a negro
You: what are you then?
Stranger: im a cracker
You: okay but do you lick obama's balls?
Stranger: i havent met obama yet
You: and when you do?
Stranger: when i meet him ill dance with him
Stranger: i guess he can shake dat ass
You: would you lick his balls or no?
Stranger: no i wouldnt lick his balls
You: hahahaha okay
You: fair enough
You: because im obama
You: ahahahahah
Stranger: ZOMG
You: yeah
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: barack obama?
You: sorry was just curious to know what people chat at your age today on the net
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so now i can say that i actually met obama
Stranger: damn
You: well if you wish
Stranger: can you say 'i love kas' when you be on tv?
You: well okay i have a country to run now
Stranger: just a quick shout out
You: yeah sure the next time im on cam i shall try to remember ;)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: jesus blessed me
You: he sure did
You: bye now