Sunday, September 27, 2009

I've always felt myself a misfit where ever I've been. without fail. I don't know, maybe its my undying, self rebutting, self that just happens to find peace in it. maybe a justification for the apparent incohesive chain of events and situations. better a stranger if its something you don't comprehend. right? but it also concerns me. I find this leads to a loss of identity of sorts. a lack of a marker. nothing absolute to make other things in relation to it. like a giant array of springs not fixed to anything, like the expanding universe with no center. I usually have this sense of detachment and in certain ways its very convenient. in others, its not.

any way i take up my first shitty job from tomorrow. first ever monies. first ever true independence, or is it?


I'll try against it, but i get this feeling i am going to be away for some time from here, so i'll leave you with the best picture i have seen in a long long time. it also happens to be the most important image ever taken by mankind, when it peeked into the depth of space for 11 days straight in an effort to see both, the bygone and the byfar (i made this word up. sorry.) But, if you appreciate this picture i can assure you you're in the right direction, where ever that might lead.

every smudge, spot, feature in the black is not a star, but a galaxy. and all in a patch of sky the size of your fingernail kept at a couple of meters distance.


The Hubble Ultra Deep Field.
Cheers.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

fernando torres ki ass kitni sexy hai, mujhe chahiye.

Monday, September 7, 2009

It irks me to see how you have so comfortably blended into it all. I have not made my peace with all of this. no no. no. not yet.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

random chats at omegle.com

go to http://www.omegle.com you'll love it.

here are a few chats as they come.


Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i am cyber-tron
You: what areyou?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
-

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: female?
You: yeah
You: hot
Stranger: horny?
You: have big boobs that feed finland
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u got msn?
You: yeah its in my ass
You: wait letme take it out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: asl
You: hey
You: not that shit please
Stranger: haha
You: you a guy?
Stranger: nope
You: good
You: i am
You: you american?
Stranger: you arnt some sicko are you?
You: not really
You: im just your neighbours extraordinary dog who takes a pee on your rug secretly
Stranger: you, ugh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: ok
Stranger: asl?
You: goto www.maabehenjokes.blogspot.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: okay
Stranger: my mother told me to never talk to strangers, so what am I doing on this site
You: pissing her off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from
You: dude or vagina?
You: hahahahah
You: im from Uranus
Stranger: f or m
You: are you from my anus?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


funniest ever

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: http://www.youtube.com/user/qdragon1337
You: ok
You: yeah nigger
Stranger: im not a negro
You: what are you then?
Stranger: im a cracker
You: okay but do you lick obama's balls?
Stranger: i havent met obama yet
You: and when you do?
Stranger: when i meet him ill dance with him
Stranger: i guess he can shake dat ass
You: would you lick his balls or no?
Stranger: no i wouldnt lick his balls
You: hahahaha okay
You: fair enough
You: because im obama
You: ahahahahah
Stranger: ZOMG
You: yeah
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: barack obama?
You: sorry was just curious to know what people chat at your age today on the net
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so now i can say that i actually met obama
Stranger: damn
You: well if you wish
Stranger: can you say 'i love kas' when you be on tv?
You: well okay i have a country to run now
Stranger: just a quick shout out
You: yeah sure the next time im on cam i shall try to remember ;)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: jesus blessed me
You: he sure did
You: bye now

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Punani

Today we'll be talking about vagina. we all know about it, and hold dear, But fuck! It's ugly. and i am being as true as i have ever been. The female genitalia is gross. bear with me as i tread on thin ice, and go against rudivaadi behen-ki-chut notions that its sexy and all. its actually all the pheromones, hormones and such shit some ape ate in the distant past and has evolved with it ever since. no, this shit is not made up. its in the bible too, Adam and Eve, Aadam aur Haua. yes the apple.

so lets compare it with its counterpart, the thing inside my pants and your pants, and thing under a dog's belly that, as a kid, you always thought was a dick but could never say for sure or ask out of propriety of conduct. the crotch rocket. Its not beautiful. sure its not. neither is a lamp post, but its not exactly ugly either. i mean its like any rod like thing standing erect. so, its neutral, at worst.

the vagina, Vajh or chuniya-muniya, on the other hand looks like, and let me be very terse about it, somebody went V for vendetta against the crotch with a shotgun. from the inside. I mean its that ugly, like an accident. this doesn't mean that a woman is not beautiful. women are hot man. they are beautiful all over, and niggers like me are more than happy to get a second look. Its just that the Vajh is like a point of discontinuity. that and their whore of a mouth. god must have been like - since you're going to be fucked and molested by men for eternities to come, so you might as well look like a cunt too. here.
had they even been given a card swiping machine instead, women would have looked triple-sexy naked.

like that. wow so hot.

I am sorry negroes i felt like spewing some shit and harassing some abla nari. thats in the past now.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Write me a song

Wait for time to arrive
Wait for a sorry receding tide
Wait for wait to oblige
In everlasting sorrow, peace shall abide

But let me tell you why
This kite shall never fly
And truth shall be vastly different
Than what lies behind closed eyes

Don’t cry and please don’t try
Let me hold your hand and let me sigh
I shall ask of one last favour
The favour please don’t deny

Write me a song
And ever playing tune
A hymn shall suffice
Of a spark that was there
And it’s sad demise.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

hey long time no see motherfuckers. its a shame that i have to rely on using abusive rhetoric as an address, but yes that is how i have become. viola! so what is the point here, i am trying to make? i don't know. lets talk about something else.

so my sister and i were talking about stuff and stupid people, and then she tells me how she and her friends make fun of people. Especially those who don't understand lyrics dhang se , and sing that Sallu song as such : "Just cheon cheon just cheon..." My mother hears a part of the conversation, and asks what we were talking about. I tell her that its about how people don't understand lyrics and katao chutiya, except for the katao chutiya part obviously. My mother's like what song? Just cheon cheon just cheon?
and we laughed our fat asses out ever after.