random chats at omegle.com

go to http://www.omegle.com you'll love it.

here are a few chats as they come.


Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: i am cyber-tron
You: what areyou?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: female?
You: yeah
You: hot
Stranger: horny?
You: have big boobs that feed finland
Stranger: nice
Stranger: u got msn?
You: yeah its in my ass
You: wait letme take it out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: asl
You: hey
You: not that shit please
Stranger: haha
You: you a guy?
Stranger: nope
You: good
You: i am
You: you american?
Stranger: you arnt some sicko are you?
You: not really
You: im just your neighbours extraordinary dog who takes a pee on your rug secretly
Stranger: you, ugh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: ok
Stranger: asl?
You: goto www.maabehenjokes.blogspot.com
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: okay
Stranger: my mother told me to never talk to strangers, so what am I doing on this site
You: pissing her off
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from
You: dude or vagina?
You: hahahahah
You: im from Uranus
Stranger: f or m
You: are you from my anus?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


funniest ever

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: http://www.youtube.com/user/qdragon1337
You: ok
You: yeah nigger
Stranger: im not a negro
You: what are you then?
Stranger: im a cracker
You: okay but do you lick obama's balls?
Stranger: i havent met obama yet
You: and when you do?
Stranger: when i meet him ill dance with him
Stranger: i guess he can shake dat ass
You: would you lick his balls or no?
Stranger: no i wouldnt lick his balls
You: hahahaha okay
You: fair enough
You: because im obama
You: ahahahahah
Stranger: ZOMG
You: yeah
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: barack obama?
You: sorry was just curious to know what people chat at your age today on the net
Stranger: wow
Stranger: so now i can say that i actually met obama
Stranger: damn
You: well if you wish
Stranger: can you say 'i love kas' when you be on tv?
You: well okay i have a country to run now
Stranger: just a quick shout out
You: yeah sure the next time im on cam i shall try to remember ;)
Stranger: cool
Stranger: jesus blessed me
You: he sure did
You: bye now

Punani

x

Write me a song

Wait for time to arrive
Wait for a sorry receding tide
Wait for wait to oblige
In everlasting sorrow, peace shall abide

But let me tell you why
This kite shall never fly
And truth shall be vastly different
Than what lies behind closed eyes

Don’t cry and please don’t try
Let me hold your hand and let me sigh
I shall ask of one last favour
The favour please don’t deny

Write me a song
And ever playing tune
A hymn shall suffice
Of a spark that was there
And it’s sad demise.

hey long time no see motherfuckers. its a shame that i have to rely on using abusive rhetoric as an address, but yes that is how i have become. viola! so what is the point here, i am trying to make? i don't know. lets talk about something else.

so my sister and i were talking about stuff and stupid people, and then she tells me how she and her friends make fun of people. Especially those who don't understand lyrics dhang se , and sing that Sallu song as such : "Just cheon cheon just cheon..." My mother hears a part of the conversation, and asks what we were talking about. I tell her that its about how people don't understand lyrics and katao chutiya, except for the katao chutiya part obviously. My mother's like what song? Just cheon cheon just cheon?
and we laughed our fat asses out ever after.