1. bangali stud. not!
specifications:
10 pack abs (I am so awesome i choose to give him an extra 4. just like he chooses to take a crap on his blog)
malformed boobs
pink chaddi
mardangi not included. neither is the job.
2. Mota stud.
hes so fat, hes so fat, hes fatter than yo momma. and he dont need no chaddi.
3. baniya stud.
his worth recently increased by Rs. 400 making him figure 501st on the forbes list of top 500 chutiya crorepatis. check out his custom made khaitan convo topi.
4. Japani stud.
he was too tall, and I too awesome, so i chopped off his head, for he wont fit. so to make things even i gave him a cool i <3 japan body tattoo and an emo hairdo, because i can. I even made him a stud smoker. Thank you Sameer.
and for the final grand slam grand prix studdest stud. the guy who gave chuck norris his second name.
5 the bihari Godfather Stud.
